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kubriq:

Sarah Paulson as Bette & Dot Tattler 
American Horror Story : Freak Show October 8, 2014
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rockyh0rr0rbeetlejuice:

#me
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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

I already preferred bigger dicks for obvious reasons, but now I HAVE to be married to a guy with one because I want a boy first!